All Gas No Bloodwork T‑Shirt — Retro Tough Gym Tee

Your doctor said get bloodwork done. You said new PR instead.

Who needs lab results when you've got vibes and pre-workout? This tee is for the guy who's all throttle, no checkups — running on caffeine, creatine, and pure delusion. Respect.

• Lightweight 100% cotton (heather blends: 90/10 cotton/poly)
• DTF sleeve print — sharp, durable, built to outlast your streak of skipping cardio
• Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for structure
• Classic crew fit — layer it or wear it solo
• Next Level 3600 blank

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Bloodwork still not optional (but we get it).